“I’ve wasted so much time.”

At least that’s how I felt after watching the latest video from Los Angeles Lakers star, Ron Artest. You see, I’ve spent so many hours researching the perfect way to express my thoughts and desires to a woman, when all I had to do was follow the example set by Artest.

Go figure.

So the next time I get close to that special someone, I’ll simply pull her close, look deeply into her eyes, and say, “Girl….touch me like I’m blind.”

I couldn’t make this up even if I tried … Check it out below.