In a perfect world, a man could openly express any of the following sentiments to his special lady without fear of break up or bodily injury: “Baby, those late night Waffle House trips are starting to catch up with you.” “Hey, why can’t I see the top of your underwear anymore?” Read more…

Attention men: Now you may not want to hear this, but there are women out here currently faking the funk with you. And no, I’m not talking about orgasms (although that actually does apply to some of you.) What I’m actually referring to is a woman that will pretend as if she’s into one of your hobbies just so she can come off as super cool. Scandalous, I know.

I died last night. And while loved ones will ponder the source of my demise, my killer has stood among them and they didn’t even know it. It was her …The woman I gave my all to … the woman I shared my dreams with … the woman that would eventually kill me.

In case you didn’t know, Victoria Secret model Selita Ebanks is pretty fly … and this is coming from a guy who knows a thing or two about flyness. So when the stunning vixen shared her “7 Rules of Attraction” with Best Life Magazine for Men’s Health, I had to share it with the rest of my fly community. Here’s what turns her on in a man.