In all honestly, there was a small part of me that didn’t mind if Lil Wayne went to jail. I know that’s not exactly Christ-like or love related, but I just got tired of seeing rappers behave in ways that can only be described as dumb.

I want to be with you. That much I do know. Your grace, your style; the way you walk and talk … hell, I even like the way you chew on those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. As far as I’m concerned, you’re precisely what I want in my life. There’s just one thing that’s holding me back from wholeheartedly pursuing you though…