Attention guys, I think it’d be a good idea not to cheat on your woman. The obvious reason being that well, cheating is wrong. But outside of that undeniable truth, you need to know that women are currently plotting on all cheaters. (Are any women reading this??? I don’t want to be guilty by association … I’m just saying.)

Can I ask you a personal question? Don’t worry, your answer will be kept between you, me, and whoever else decides to read this: Have you ever been cheated on before? Well judging from the letters and emails that I receive daily, it sure seems that way.