I’ve decided that I’m no longer fit to be your resident love expert … effective immediately.

Well, I haven’t completely made up my mind, but that’s definitely the direction that I’m leaning in. I mean, it only makes sense. How can I look myself in the mirror, or acknowledge you out in public when I’ve been doing a half-assed job?

Case in point, I’m always sharing new music with you, but failed to post what may eventually go down in history as the greatest love song ever written. But have no fear … I’ve corrected that wrong, and have decided to post the song.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a song that will one day be bigger than that annoying Celine Dion Titanic anthem … I give you, Flavor Flav singing “I’ll Never Let You Go.”

Where is my lighter?