I’ve returned with another public service announcement. In case you missed the alarming report on CNN, then let me fill you in on the details. Apparently, there’s an epidemic currently sweeping the nation that puts all of our relationships at risk. So before you allow this outbreak to destroy your happy home, watch the following video message courtesy of yours truly. Remember, I’m only here to help.

So I recently went on this date, and things were pretty cool. She was beautiful, smart, funny; basically all of the things you’d initially hope for when getting to know someone. As the evening progressed, things kind of went south … but admittedly, it was my fault. Check out what happened, and learn this valuable Fly Guy dating tip, so it never happens to you.

Sixth grade will always have a special place in my heart. Outside of me sprouting my first signs of facial hair, it also marked the year of my first kiss. I mean sure, I had kissed girls in the past, but had never experienced … (dare I say) … the tongue. But I was 12 years old, and feeling frisky; so in my eyes, the time had come for me to become a man.