I’m not a fan of divorce—and I probably never will be. But I have to admit that I found a small bit of joy after reading the following divorce letter. This guy has seemingly mastered the art of subtly pouring salt on his wife’s still fresh wounds. So I have to ask you: am I wrong for finding this hilarious? Check it out, and let me know.

The next time a married man or woman glances your way, you might think twice before acting on impulse and frolicking between satin sheets. The scorned spouse could sue you. Yes, you read that right. You, the paramour, can get hit with a lawsuit that could cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Dear Fly Guy, The last three women that I have been romantically involved with have all been married. The first two both got a divorce and we had a regular relationship, but neither worked out. This most recent one hasn’t turned romantic yet, but I’m pretty sure it will head in that direction. What I want to know is why do I keep ending up with women who aren’t single?