Let me just come right out and say that my every intention is to please you physically, spiritually, mentally, emotionally, and any other word ending in “ly” that may apply. And while I know you secretly enjoy hearing me say things like this, I’m officially done with all of the talking.

You’re doing all you can to fight back the tears and convince yourself that you won’t be a punk when it comes to this. Yet no matter how much you try to stick to your “manly” guns, you find yourself tossing and turning at night, repeatedly asking this one question…”Why did she cheat on me?”