Have you ever wondered how that special woman feels after you lean in for that first kiss? Well if you’re anything like me, you’re hoping that firecrackers just exploded throughout her body, which will in turn have her restless the entire night as she contemplates the next time she’ll be close to you.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t always work out that way.

In fact, sometimes the kiss is so bad that you officially ruin any chance of ever experiencing any additional forms of intimacy. I mean she may hug you in the platonic way that you hug visitors at your church, but that’s about it.

So are you one of those guys that just can’t cut it when it comes to the art of kissing? Check out the following four signs that I found over at Men’s Health and let me know if this sounds like you.

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Your kiss tells a woman how you’ll be in the sack, says William Cane, author of The Art of Kissing . Find out if your smooches are subpar.

She’s Choking
“A little tongue action is good, but not when you feel like you’re mouth wrestling,” says Rebecca, 24. Men are notorious for tonsil spelunking, says Cane, who advises staying in the front of her mouth.

She’s Bored
“A guy should move around when making out,” says Amy 23, “not sit still and peck me.” Explore, Cane says: “Slide your lips over her body and keep your hands moving.”

She’s Annoyed
“Some guys think a kiss simply involves moving their tongue in and out of my mouth. That’s just annoying,” says Dina, 28. “Instead of using your tongue like a dart, try different motions and amounts of pressure,” suggests Cane.

She’s Weirded Out
“I hate it when a guy devours my face when he’s kissing me,” says Beth, 25. Here’s an approach she’ll love: Ask her to demonstrate what she considers a sexy kiss. Then let her do all the work. It’s educational . . . and fun.

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**Fly Addition- You should also check out this public service announcement as I tirelessly work to rid the world of bad kissers.

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