I would never profess myself to be a mathematician, so I’ll just leave that to the experts. However, a friend recently sent me an email that made the mathematical wheels start turning in my head. Will the following post get me in trouble for posting? Perhaps … but there was no way that I was going to take the safe way out and not post this.

Dear Fly Guy, I just found out that I have an STD. I have been with the same man for 2 years in what I thought was a monogamous relationship. I have not been with anyone else, even during the 4-month period that he had broken up with me. He is denying it, telling me I gave it to him.

*Deep breath*This is the first time in quite some time that I’ve attempted to put pen to pad, and I have to admit … I’m a little anxious to see how this turns out. Over the past few weeks, I’ve received emails, tweets and Facebook posts all asking the same question: “Fly Guy, when are you going to write again?”

So I have to admit that I found myself in an interesting situation a few days ago. I was spending some quality time with a potential … (potential what, I’m not sure of yet) … but anyway, we were spending time together, and she asked me to play some music to “set the mood.”

Attention men: Now you may not want to hear this, but there are women out here currently faking the funk with you. And no, I’m not talking about orgasms (although that actually does apply to some of you.) What I’m actually referring to is a woman that will pretend as if she’s into one of your hobbies just so she can come off as super cool. Scandalous, I know.

Dear Fly Guy, I need some relationship advice. Most women give men a hard time when it comes to committing to them, but I’m the exact opposite. When I commit to a woman, she has my heart forever. My problem is that my loyalty may be causing me to give my woman more leeway than she probably deserves.

I’ll be the first one to admit this shortcoming: break ups make me uneasy. There’s just something about the giving and receiving of bad relationship news that doesn’t sit well with me. I mean, think about it; is there really another conversation that’s more uncomfortable? I can’t think of a single one.

Hey Fly Guy, I wanted to know how would you go about asking out a person of the same sex. I have a coworker who is female and I swear she is one of the baddest females I’ve ever seen in LA. I notice her noticing me sometimes, but I’m thinking maybe it’s all in my head. Got any advice?

Name: Wale Folarin

City: Washington D.C.

Follow Him: Twitter.com/wale

His Philosophy On Life: We should always be learning from each other. I think that my life experiences should help the next man, and vice versa. That’s why people make movies and biographies, because we should always be learning from the next person’s experiences.

His Philosophy On Love: It’s important to be proactive. When men and women have to be asked to do something it takes away from the relationship exponentially. Forget-me-nots are what fuel the relationships to me. It’s like putting gas in your car before it gets to E. It’s like the soil or how you nurture the relationship.

“Blessed quietness … holy quietness … what assurance, in my soul.” I can still hear my mother and grandmother singing that song back in the day when church services seemed to last ALL DAY. The song—which I’m sure is still being sang somewhere—speaks to the beauty of silence in the midst of chaos, and how it allows you the opportunity to hear God’s voice.