The List: What I Really Want In A Woman

I get asked all the time to share my wants and needs when it comes to a woman. Up until this point, I’ve typically declined such a request (I’ve never really been a fan of letting too many people into my business.) Today though, I’m in a sharing mood, so I’ve decided to share my “list.” The following is an up-to-the minute itemization of what I desire in a woman.

*I want a woman who not only knows God, but who also has a strong relationship with Him.

*I want a woman who values the importance of family, and who wants to one day start one of her own.

*I want a woman, who can both dish out and take a good joke.

*I want a woman who’s genuinely kind-hearted, and who—more times than not—finds the beauty in life, instead of its ugliness.

*I want a woman whose outer beauty is enviable, but in the end it pales in comparison to her inner beauty.

*I want a woman who can accept my flaws, while simultaneously inspiring me to better myself as a man.

*I want a woman who dreams big dreams, but who also strives hard to make those dreams a reality.

*I want a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, but who can also enjoy good, inexpensive fun.

*I want a woman who can appreciate a simple meal like Pork-N-Beans … but only when it has real sausages, and not hot dogs.

*I want a woman who likes to eat, but not loudly (why people smack when they eat is something I will never understand.)

More than all of those things though, I want a woman who can appreciate the sheer brilliance in the following videos…

Muppet Babies

Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

Family Theme Song


Golden Girls Theme Song

Voltron

Dave Chappelle- I Plead the Fif


MC Hammer Pumps and a Bump

Ok, maybe not the last one …. but is that too much to ask?