The Only Contract That A Woman Needs

Jun 24th, 2011 | Author: | Category: Fly Features
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To be quite honest, a part of me feels like I’m selling out the brotherhood by sharing this post. Even though I have a track record that’s fair and balanced, I still don’t know about this … I feel like I’m crossing the line here.

Be that as it may, I’ve decided to throw a bone to the ladies by sharing this important piece of information.

Ladies, the next time your man asks to hang out with his boys, simply smile and repeat the following: “Sure. I hope you have fun … before you go though, make sure you fill out this document.”

At that point, you hand over this Fly Guy Date Document, so he can fully understand the expectations that you have as it pertains to his outing.

Will your man sign it? Well, I can’t make any promises … but I’m sure you’ll enjoy the look on his face when he reads it.

Have fun with this one ladies … and don’t say that I’ve never done anything for you.

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  • Darjrog

    Negative on the application. I wish a sistah would pull that application out. We just keep those agreements verbally.

  • http://steadfastandpurposed.blogspot.com/ s. clark

    Liked, “Let’s Take It Slow,” and really digging, “Love Quoteables–Chapter 21.” But *this* right here–never gonna happen! Sisters know that first of all, the average Brother would rather, “start from scratch” (i.e. get another woman) that deal with something like this. And like Darjrog said, most agreements between couples are verbal–with the woman making gestures that lets a brother know, “…go hang out with your boys, but you *better* behave yourself!”

  • kOkoj@m

    hahahaha! this made me laugh… what would other women feel??? lol

  • Yoyolb

    Wouldn’t use this but it is def funny!

  • MoneAlicia

    Denied! Lol…