Simple Math For Understanding Women

Aug 31st, 2010 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Foolishness
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I would never profess myself to be a mathematician, so I’ll just leave that to the experts. However, a friend recently sent me an email that made the mathematical wheels start turning in my head. Will the following post get me in trouble for posting? Perhaps … but there was no way that I was going to take the safe way out and not post this.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you … The Equation. In one man’s mind, this is E=mc2 … the ultimate equation for understanding women.

(Fly Acknowledgment: Shout to @Thatboitimi for the mathematical diligence)

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  • Courtney

    Seriously? *coughs**(bullshit) You should try to find better women.

  • T.M.G.

    Hilarious!!! Even though I know its not true, and I’m pretty sure Fly Guy doesn’t believe it either, you still have to admit that its funny.

    Whoever made that has way too much time on their hands lol

  • http://www.from32b.wordpress.com Denisha

    That was honestly funny! And I appreciate the accuracy of the math laws….good post!

  • CC

    Actually, the math isn’t completely accurate – the term “and” means plus. So, it’s time PLUS money, and money PLUS money.

  • Nesha Reed

    I would like to think that a real woman hates a man who lacks vision. Or maybe I should just speak for myself. My man might not have all the money in the world, but if has vision then there’s something that I can sho nuff work with. We can both build from there. As for a real man (or at least the real men that I know) there’s nothing more unattractive than a lazy woman who’s not willing to help his grind when times are tough. There’s a give and take for us both. But we both must be willing to put in. If you’ve got a vision, a plan, and a will, then I’ve got a will. The will to help you accomplish whatever you/I/we need to to succeed. Money comes and goes.

    But anywayz, that was a funny post!

  • Third_Of_August

    @ Nesha

    You’d be surprised at how many women don’t want to help bake the cake but want half of it when it comes out the oven. I call them ‘Fairweather Women’, and they get absolutely NO LOVE from me.

  • Nesha Reed

    Any man or woman like that is far from respectable.

    Just curious, why do you refer to yourself as the ‘Third_Of_August?’

  • Denisha

    @ CC – you’re right …. I missed that one

  • Third_Of_August

    Because my birthday is the Third_Of_August. LOL

  • http://www.twitter.com/RhiMindBodySoul LRF

    Wowwwwww!!!! Really DeWayne? Really?

  • DB.

    I’m getting a deja vu, but the one I recall was that women are (-supposedly- lol) equal to evil. But CC captured the mistake… try again lol

  • ProBlackDreadedGirl

    I love to laugh so I was not offended by this! The above equation does not equate to the type of woman I am but it is funny anyhow.

  • TheTruth

    This was funny the first time I saw it, by the person you copied it from…