Another Quick Note To Future Mrs. Fly Guy

Mar 29th, 2010 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Foolishness
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Dear Future Wife,

I know that we haven’t met yet, but I still pray that all is well with you. While I’m sure that we’ll catch up on things when we finally do cross paths, there is one thing that I wanted to go ahead and say. If God blesses us with a son, then I ask that you give me permission to jack him up if he ever conducts himself like the young men in the following video.

Now it’s not so much that they’re fighting—although, we will teach our kids how to behave both in public and in private. No, the real issue for me happens at the 1 minute mark. So take a look at the clip, and please hear my heart when I say this … our son will NEVER do a spin then subsequent split for as long as I have breath in my body. That’s my only non-negotiable as far as our relationship goes … well, that and you cheating on me. Other than those two things, you’ll find that I’m pretty easy to get along with. So do we have a deal? I hope so, and I hope to see you soon.

The Fly Guy

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  • QRenee

    LOL! Wow…I believe that she would definitely sign off on that for you. I have never seen a fight end in dancing outside of West Side Story or the video for Beat It.

  • amia550

    DANG!!!!! VIDEO WAS REMOVED!!! : (

  • http://www.flyguychronicles.com The Fly Guy

    it should still be up. I just checked it. Try again.

  • http://twitter.com/rhimindbodysoul Lakienya

    Hilarious…not not the clip…YOU DeWayne. Yes, you have a deal on that one…this is absolutely ridiculous and it was not even funny. SAD!!!

  • CurlyScorpio

    My jaw dropped when I watched the video… He’s too much for me. Lol.

  • Nicki=Maxwell Fan

    ROFL I can’t….

  • http://www.from32b.wordpress.com Denisha

    Was this in ATL? No offense! I had trouble figuring out who was the guy or gal…..all had on tight azz jeans. LOL! That drop to the floor was like a hurdler pose sans the hurdle…..ol’ dude flexible as hell.

  • NaturaLlyJay

    i cant c it :-(

  • Aheni

    LOL…

  • qwerty

    Dear future husband,
    If our son were to fight and dance in the welfare office I give you permission to kick his you know what. I love you.
    Your future wife.

  • sweetstella

    HELLO
    My name is stella,i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email address(stellabenson83@yahoo.com) I believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.[color or distance does not matter but love matters a lot] PLEASE WRITE ME ON MY MAIL BOX
    (stellabenson83@yahoo.com)

  • kiki

    I had to replay the fight scene cuz I couldn’t tell if they were boys or girls. I especially like how the security guard just let them fight. The Shashay Shuntae dude with the purple shirt hit like a girl. He was hitting the other guy like he didn’t want to break a nail. Like he was picking an ice sculpture.

    Remember when jeans were gender based. You could look at them and know what gender they were for. Low rise, skinny jeans. I saw butt crack. SMH.

  • Nesha Reed

    Okay the video was shocking and absolutely hilarious! But ummmmmm okay…..I think the most shocking thing I’ve seen all day are these posts from these women right here on this page. Wow, y’all are “hot”, huh?………but Qwerty wasn’t as bad as Sweetstella. OMG! Lawd help us! In Jesus Name. Amen.