50 Things Women Wish Men Knew
Feb 17th, 2010 | Author: The Fly Guy | Category: Fly Features
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50 Things Women Wish Men Knew
I ran across a feature today that I wanted to share. In it, the piece describes 50 things that women wish men knew. After reading the list, I was a bit confused because I honestly thought that there was one thing that women wished men knew … and that’s how to be psychic.
I’ll probably get in trouble for that one, but hey, it’s the truth. Enjoy the list, then share your thoughts below.
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By: Lisa Jones
There are some universal truths that women believe all men should—but don’t—understand. Lucky for you, we convinced some girls to open up and tell us what they aren’t. Check out this list for a better idea of what’s going through her mind.
What She Wishes You Knew #50
You should know all this and more without my telling you.
What She Wishes You Knew #49
I remember everything about our relationship.
What She Wishes You Knew #48
For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.
What She Wishes You Knew #47
It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read . . .
What She Wishes You Knew #46
Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
What She Wishes You Knew #45
I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
What She Wishes You Knew #44
I like porn.
What She Wishes You Knew #43
A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
What She Wishes You Knew #42
It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
What She Wishes You Knew #41
I love it when you’re sweaty.
What She Wishes You Knew #40
Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
What She Wishes You Knew #39
I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.
What She Wishes You Knew #38
Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.
What She Wishes You Knew #37
If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking . . .
What She Wishes You Knew #36
I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.
What She Wishes You Knew #35
Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
What She Wishes You Knew #34
I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
What She Wishes You Knew #33
You’re sexy when you’re: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
What She Wishes You Knew #32
I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.
What She Wishes You Knew #31
Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
What She Wishes You Knew #30
I want to be Madonna.
What She Wishes You Knew #29
When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
What She Wishes You Knew #28
I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.
What She Wishes You Knew #27
I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice.
What She Wishes You Knew #26
If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
What She Wishes You Knew #25
My breasts love much licking and sucking.
What She Wishes You Knew #24
If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
What She Wishes You Knew #23
You should never tell me what to do.
What She Wishes You Knew #22
You look hot in hooded clothing items.
What She Wishes You Knew #21
A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies.
What She Wishes You Knew #20
When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
What She Wishes You Knew #19
I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it.
What She Wishes You Knew #18
Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not.
What She Wishes You Knew #17
If I’m not having sex with you, I’m . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling “connected” to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.
What She Wishes You Knew #16
You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)
What She Wishes You Knew #15
Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
What She Wishes You Knew #14
I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.
What She Wishes You Knew #13
I’m scared of losing my independence.
What She Wishes You Knew #12
Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
What She Wishes You Knew #11
I expect you to call me.
What She Wishes You Knew #10
I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
What She Wishes You Knew #9
I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
What She Wishes You Knew #8
Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.
What She Wishes You Knew #7
“Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
What She Wishes You Knew #6
I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
What She Wishes You Knew #5
I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
What She Wishes You Knew #4
You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
What She Wishes You Knew #3
I will leave if you lie.
What She Wishes You Knew #2
Real men drive stick shift.
What She Wishes You Knew #1
Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.
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Good list…
seems rather neurotic…
a few I agree with and/or can relate to, the rest…uh not so much
A select few of these are good:
The palming of the butt, the sexy while shaving, the getting an email or text, the hand holding and the hugs from behind.
Almost all of the rest are…well, not true for me but maybe for the lady who wrote it. *scratching my head*
Funny. About 60% of that list is true for me.
i agreed with 42 out of 50- great list!
Humorous and mostly true for me. #30, however, can be deleted.
@ Bella
What’s ironic is that I know about 90 percent of this little list yet I cannot seem to get that opportunity to prove it. It’s almost as it women WANT the guys that don’t know how to treat a woman correctly. I guess when it comes to intergender relationships, if it makes sense, it’s wrong. SMH
Third! Long time no speak (or…type!?) LOL. I can honestly say if a man started do every single thing I wanted early on, I would be apprehensive about seeing him. I would be somewhat afraid that he is being nice just to get as far as he can and then when he sees it is not happening when he wants to, he will leave. Sad, I know. I would not, however, go so far as to say women WANT guys that treat them badly, I personally want a guy I feel is being honest and will prove he either knows these things or is willing to learn them.
I agree with you in feeling you know what the opposite sex wants and doesn’t want. it should be easy. I know that men don’t want to be nagged but I almost feel like if I don’t give men drama, they have no desire to continue any relationship with me.
Oh. And also, this list cannot be applied to ALL women. Some may actually hate the things I agree with.
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I don’t think the list is asking men to be psychic. Pretty much covers the basics: women want to feel loved and wanted, good men have integrity, and how you get ‘em is how you keep ‘em. Then there’s random fluff (I’m guessing to get the list to 50), but the overall point is the three statements above.
there is alot of fluff going on in that list. the thing is if love exist and its not something intrinic that you can express with a basic act, than all women are just in love with the form or trimmings of the illusion. some say the highest expression of ones love is basically sex. but then again that would be “wrong” because sex for most men and some women is totally a base instinct or lust. others say giving ones life to save the life of another is the highest form of love. but then if thats the case, loving someone is a form of self sacrifice. and anyone knows that whenever you have a sacrifice, there is always a person or force who is benefitting from the act.