Cheat On Me? I’ll Krazy Glue Your Balls

Aug 6th, 2009 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Features
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Every man has heard the “hell hath no fury” warning upon entering the adult dating world. But I don’t think any of us imagined that “fury” being manifested in the ways experienced by Wisconsin man, Donessa T. Davis. In case you missed the story, here’s an excerpt from the Associated Press, and a video from ABC News.

WAUSAU, Wis “A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead found himself bound, blindfolded and assaulted by a group of women out for revenge, according to court documents.

Four women, including his wife, eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his stomach in a bizarre plot to punish him for a lover’s quadrangle gone bad.”

I can’t even imagine the pain that he’s currently going through (shudders.) What’s interesting is that many of the women that I’ve discussed this with seem to think he got just what he deserved. I mean let’s be real; this guy was no saint, but did the crime really justify that type of punishment? Or did these women take it too far? Let me know your thoughts while I go put an ice pack between my legs as a sign of brotherly solidarity. I don’t agree with what he did, but I sincerely hurt for him…

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  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.com Eb

    If they end up going to jail. It definitely wasn’t worth it. But when a woman’s fed up… there ain’t nothing you can do about it for real… I know its wrong but these stories always make me chuckle. This guy in queens wife boiled water a couple weeks ago and thru the scolding water on his penis for cheating. The moral of the story is… if you are going to cheat, make sure you aren’t married to a woman that is capable of taking it that far. There are plenty of women out here nowadays that like to swing so wife one of them and not someone who has a lot invested in the situation to the point that if they found out it would make them react in this type of way.

  • Spoonie Gee

    I think some women take this “woman’s scorned” thing too far. That is plain loco. Anyone that agrees with their actions needs to get checked.

  • JD

    SMH, I’m about to go and have a drink for this dude. BTW, those women were busted. If you’re gonna go out like that, at least let the women be so hot that we can understand why you just had to be with them.

  • DR

    The question is did he learn his lesson. I bet he and his wife get back together. And next year he will be back to his old tricks.

  • http://www.SpeakResponsibly.blogspot.com Somethin’ Special

    I won’t lie.. when I heard the story I laughed. Same thing with the Lady in queens.. I laughed a lil harder when I found out she was a felow West Indian. It was/is wrong to cause bodily harm to someone anyone. Whether they cheated or not I’d say. I can understand how they could get that angry but there is a internal switch that STOPS you from completely spazzing out. As far as I know i’ve never been cheated on but I always warned my Exs that if I ever found out I was cheated on they should pray that they are atleast 30mins away. God willing I won’t do anything that nuts but at the very least someone is getting slapped… with a closed fist…. My gut reaction I know would go there.. its wrong and hopefully I won’t but I always give a warning.. lol

  • http://www.SpeakResponsibly.blogspot.com Somethin’ Special

    I know the sitution with the wife in queens they want to get divorced but he doesn’t want his wife to go to jail.

  • The Fly Guy

    I feel you on that drink. That’s a very painful situation.

  • http://reinasong.com REINA

    It may just be the Latina in me, but I laughed. He’s alive; he’ll survive. He may be in physical pain, but I’m sure those females were in emotional pain. Hurt People hurt people. That type of crazy doesn’t lie dormant. There had to be hints that those females were capable of this.

  • http://areyouagoodcatch.blogspot.com areyouagoodcatch

    So funny… when I saw this, I thought of this joke someone send me.

    A Wife’s Revenge

    A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.
    With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.
    Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.
    Terrified, her husband screamed, “Stop! Please! You aren’t going to cut it off, are you?”
    Placing the saw in her husband’s hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, “Of course not! I’m going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!”

    But for real… that is horrible. How would they like it if someone clued their trap shut?

  • http://undressingher.com undressingHER

    all of them should be arrested and sentenced to years in prison. If a man glued a womans vagina walls together, he’s get 25 to life. women need to ………….F*CKING GET OVER IT.

  • Bowtie

    though what he did might have been bad and put those females through some emotional pain and things of that nature, what they did is some kind of assault and assault is a crime punishable by law. What he did was not, though what he did maybe looked down at by some people it not a crime. send them to jail.

  • Lwe2

    i’m still cracking at this… i don’t know what i would do but damn it’s funny.

  • Ideal

    See now that’s deep to see how someone, 1 person alone could push 3 ppl to cause him bodily harm isn’t a suprise coz he wern’t thinkin bout any of them when he was busy gettin off wit all 3 women and then going home to wife LMAO! jus shows it aint good to mess about with the heart this goes out to all men and women out there who wanna fuck bout wit ppls hearts its Called KARMA!

  • GoodGuyGettingGreater

    I’m two sided about this, because…

    1. While I’m horrified at what happened, no man or woman should have to endure bodily harm for cheating on another person. Yes. Cheating is wrong. No ifs, ands, or butts about it, BUT that doesn’t give anyone the right to physically harm another human being. Women & men alike who have this mentallity that one who cheats should be punished that way are unfortuately ignorant & immature, because a real strong man or woman knows that while being cheated on hurts emotionally, they know that they will overcome it without violent reaction & shakeback because thats what the strong do. The weak do stupid shit like the butch-looking femme fatales did in Wisconsin. BUT…….

    2. Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time! While cheating may not be a crime. It sure is to those ignorant & emotionally unstable partners you choose to cheat on. Main Advice: if you don’t want your penis “super glued/scolded from boiling water/cut off”, then don’t cheat! And if you do decide to be so bold as to cheat & for some reason you get caught then don’t be surprised if someone comes looking for you! Whatever they are about to do may not be right, but hey you got your goods caught in someone else’s cookie jar & they have to come to the realization that it might be the last cookie they can get lol Like I said it’s not right by any means, but people will be people. The faithful will be faithful, the dirty will be dirty, and the vengeful will unfortunately for cheater…be vengeful. The heart is a dangerous thing to play with str8 up….just play the game & follow the rules & nobody gets hurt lol

  • michael

    dont do the crime if you cant handle the krazy glued penis. that guy got what he deserved.

  • NaturaLly Jay

    Damn i hate to say it but, them women was wrong for that.Yea he might and i mean STRONGLY might have deserved it but i mean all the work and could have been sent to potential jail time and shit for that and the Man might not even Learned his lesson….. Maybe its the love i have for men i couldnt do any kinda harm to them (like that, that is….) but yea that was blown outta wack and i mean if they all knew about each other and agreed to meet up and do that WOW they could have gotten even another way.Women we are known to use are Mind …. we can fuck a Man up Mentally just as much as they can. We gotta do betta.