How To Lose A Woman In 60 Secs

*mouth hangs open*

Wait is this real? There are men out there that act like this?

LMAO!!! and he wonders why she ain’t call him back..

i know ur supposed to “sell yourself” but this shit right here! lmao

& the second call….smh

he has psychological issues

LOL, it’s Dimitri the stud! Apparently it’s a character made up by a radio host; but you know there are some real guys out there just like Dimitri acting like they’re God’s gift to women and being stalker-ish about it.

WTF!! LOL! He is out of his arrogant psychotic mind. “I’m great in bed…there’s nothing wrong with me…I’m giving you a 3:00 deadline…maybe your mother has cancer…” He should never be allowed to make another phone call, ever.

Oh my! My mouth was hanging open. Haha! Sadly, I’ve encountered men with arrogance to this extent.

My only question is what voicemail allows messages that long?

So apparently this man is real??

http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/13/5272201-sun.html

Read the article; I can’t believe he’s this delusional. And guys PAY to learn from HIM?!?! SMH.

*raised eybrow* HUH? “Maybe you were abused as a child? I don’t know…” “Passive aggressive…? I can’t and I simply refuse to. My friends must be jealous now because I’ve heard him speak and I know I’m elegant. What is up with these type of men? it seems like they are the only ones that exist. You know someone prolly told him to be more aggressive in his approach and some people just have no idea how to work that into their hustle. SMDH!!!

That was classic. LMAO. Dude definitely has some issues. I hope that wasn’t real.

I think I’m gonna start tryna holla at women like that. We can talk all the shit we want to about him, but I bet there some women who like that shit. They be wanting you to talk bad to them. What do you think ladies? Am I right? Ya’ll probably have female friends that are like that, who would eat that shit up, just so they can have a man. Yep, that’s how I’m gonna talk tthem from now on. Get my rude swagger game up.

@Winston,

I don’t think you want to do that bruh. While you’re right in thinking that there are some women that would be willing to accept a guy that acts like that, you shouldn’t just limit yourself to that type of woman. Any self-respecting (sane) women, would refuse to be talked to in that manner. So if you want to limit your options, and miss out on most of the really good women, then by all means, do it that way.

wow that was hilarious! and doesn’t this negro know that after the 1st message his number was “lost” and with the 2nd message she played it for all of her girlfriends to laugh at during their last girls nite out..and they will continue to replay that mess until something funnier comes along, so in effect that 2nd message will still be getting played and laughed at with her husband and 15 year old daughter later in life! LMAO

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TOTAL HILARIOUSNESS =D

Dear, dear Winston…only a woman with zero confidence, a self-worth that runs at about -2 & a level of desperation off the charts would “eat that shit up”. Please believe that, like rebel78 said, this lady & her girls are having the laugh of the century & poor misguided Dimitri.

sidenote: @”if I don’t receive a call from you…erase my number”
LMAO! I told a phone stalker I wasn’t interested & to please not call me anymore. And this guy had the NERVE to tell me to erase his number. I just hung up and quietly laughed at his delusion that I had actually called him before.

correction: the laugh of the century & poor misguided Dimitri

should be @ instead of &

Yeah I heard this on the radio this morning…i thought this was pure nuts. Like the last one he sounded really desperate…LOL.

He is a sad case. If I was the girl I would call him to cuss his ignorant behind up. He made the stupidest statement “I am the only one in this city with nothing wrong with me” clearly its a lie…he is leaving 3 minute long voicemails…something is WRONG!!!

Too cocky and too lonely + this message=hot mess!

wow that was hilarious! and doesn’t this negro know that after the 1st message his number was “lost” and with the 2nd message she played it for all of her girlfriends to laugh at during their last girls nite out..and they will continue to replay that mess until something funnier comes along, so in effect that 2nd message will still be getting played and laughed at with her husband and 15 year old daughter later in life! LMAO

(sorry for the lack of punctuation!)

You are right…this would be the laugh of the century if someone left me a voicemail like this…he is clearly retarded.

That was tooo funny. Winston your crazy, don’t get yourself hurt out there talking that smack to the wrong one…be careful.

LOL He is going to stay single…

This crazy……He can’t be serious……

Oh! oh, what, is it over? I fell asleep. It was that long and boring.

First call –> “Im giving you an opportunity here” – whooooaaa!!! “Matter of fact I am one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him” <– THAT right there is – pwahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG – and then he proceeds to insult you towards the end of the call. And you call him back???

I shudder knowing men like that are walking around drawing breath. They are making it bad for the brothers whose only “game” is to be real and address women as intellectual equals.

It’s good to have a man that think highly of himself, but to give someone a deadline on when to call him back….that’s nuts! He has some deep issues or he is very desperate. I would have sent this message to the local radio station and wouldn’t have beeped out his name or number. Wow, the nerve! he talks as if he was the last man on earth.

Maybe he should “assume” that she thinks he’s a twat! Hahahaha!!!!

I am certain that this guy gave her some sort of idea about the type of person he was prior to her giving him the business card. These of the many signs that I call red flags. Had I been approach by this guy, there is no way in hell he would have receive any possible way to connect with me. Warning signals People!! Pay attention cause if you don’t , it could lead to a path of destruction!!!

wow…all i can do is just blink. blink.

Who takes business cards? I’m O.G. with it. I approach her “Hey sweetheart.” Then i pull out my glock and tell her ” Break yourself! Give me your goddamn number! Come on! Hurry up!” Works everytime!

WTF was that Moron Thinking ??? Wow !! That had to be the single Dumbest thing any man could have EVER said on somones Voicemail !! And on top of all that Captain ScrewUp was trying to date her? OMG !!! He’s an IDIOT !!!!

This guy is a psycho…Olaga get rid of his number quick what a nutjob….he should date himself, although he probably does he says he’s great in bed,,at least that’s what his hand says….Psychotic Fool