4 Signs That You're A Bad Kisser

Jul 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Features
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Have you ever wondered how that special woman feels after you lean in for that first kiss? Well if you’re anything like me, you’re hoping that firecrackers just exploded throughout her body, which will in turn have her restless the entire night as she contemplates the next time she’ll be close to you.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t always work out that way.

In fact, sometimes the kiss is so bad that you officially ruin any chance of ever experiencing any additional forms of intimacy. I mean she may hug you in the platonic way that you hug visitors at your church, but that’s about it.

So are you one of those guys that just can’t cut it when it comes to the art of kissing? Check out the following four signs that I found over at Men’s Health and let me know if this sounds like you.

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Your kiss tells a woman how you’ll be in the sack, says William Cane, author of The Art of Kissing . Find out if your smooches are subpar.

She’s Choking
“A little tongue action is good, but not when you feel like you’re mouth wrestling,” says Rebecca, 24. Men are notorious for tonsil spelunking, says Cane, who advises staying in the front of her mouth.

She’s Bored
“A guy should move around when making out,” says Amy 23, “not sit still and peck me.” Explore, Cane says: “Slide your lips over her body and keep your hands moving.”

She’s Annoyed
“Some guys think a kiss simply involves moving their tongue in and out of my mouth. That’s just annoying,” says Dina, 28. “Instead of using your tongue like a dart, try different motions and amounts of pressure,” suggests Cane.

She’s Weirded Out
“I hate it when a guy devours my face when he’s kissing me,” says Beth, 25. Here’s an approach she’ll love: Ask her to demonstrate what she considers a sexy kiss. Then let her do all the work. It’s educational . . . and fun.

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**Fly Addition- You should also check out this public service announcement as I tirelessly work to rid the world of bad kissers.

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  • Le’Jah

    HA! That is so true. I agreed with ‘so annoyed’ .. Once my guy peed a lil while he was kissin me and I only noticed when we broke from the kiss – the ‘piss’ around us . =/.

    Eurgh, but my friend got it bad.. he bit her tongue and then burped in her mouth! Can you imagine?!

  • Bmore Baybee

    wait wait wait. Did you say that he peed while you were kissing?????????????????????

  • http://www.kaycthequietstorm.blogspot.com KayC

    I must agree that kissing is important and a bad kiss can be an immediate turn off. If a man is not paying attention or being considerate when he is kissing you, he will not be considerate in many other areas. I love being kissed by a man who knows what he is doing.

  • Le’Jah

    Yeaaah . Like, I dunno if it was over excitement. It was kinda tacky where we were kissin’ anyways, cuz we were in a lift right ? But then I was like dayum, whats that smell?! Finished kissing now, and he’s REALLY embarassed and has a little puddle in his jeans .. and can you believe he goes ‘ can I finish it off now?’ .. We didn’t last at all long after that.

  • http://www.twitter.com/christopherbw Chris W.

    I think the way a person kisses speak alot to how they’ll be sexually. If they’re clumsy and awkward in the beginning, imagine how the actual act will pan out. Btw. I’m a great kisser…lol.

  • http://www.flyguychronicles.com The Fly Guy

    oh wow…yeah, I’m glad you left him alone. I’ve never in my life heard of a dude peeing while he was kissing someone. That’s pretty disgusting, lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/christopherbw Chris W.

    He must have been really excited. Had he been waiting a long time to get that close and was just nervous?

  • Vega106

    OMG I had a dude put his whole mouth over mines when he kissed. My face smelled like his mouth afterwards. When my current bf and I started dating I really liked him and wished and prayed he would be a good kisser. When we first kissed it was like I was floating on air. Never had that experience before. I was not a fan of kissing until that day. You get a peck but no tongue. Our first kiss was the bomb. I like telling this story: I had hurt my back at the gym so my bf was like you want me to rub it, so I turned around for him to getta rubbing but he flung me around to face him. I’m thinking how he gonna do this. He started massaging my lower back and it felt nice……i proceeded to look up up at him and we gazed in each others eyes for a minute and it just happened. It was so perfect. Not sloppy like ole dude before. It was slow and romantic. Then he finished it off by softly biting my bottom lip a lil bit. I loved it!!! I thought to myself I’m 33 years old and this is the best kiss I’ve ever had. Whew I just had one of those jilting flashbacks. LOL!!!!

  • Nicki=Maxwell Fan

    LOL @”her breath smelled like disappointment”…..Fly Guy you are hilarious!

  • Nicki=Maxwell Fan

    I just noticed I am a Top Commenter…Cool!

  • Le’Jah

    Umm .. I dunno. But it was like when I was 13.

    Yeah, maine. Im one for a great kiss, apparently Im a romantic? But I like being adventurous with my kisses and like a man that can match my adventuree. [:

    However, whenever I do find one like that; they lack in personality or how they act towards me and other girls. But, hey .. cant be perfect lol ? I guess that explains why Im single now. :P

    Aww @ Vega106, thats sweet.. I understand how you feel about them flashbacks ha! Some of the reasons why I cant be in certain places and listen to certain songs without feeling a CERTAIN way. :$ hehe

  • Nina Milanis

    I went on a date the other night with this guy. The date was good. smooth conversation… Everything. Never again will I kiss on the first date! We started kissing… Stopped for a few minutes… Talked… Kissed again… He started rubbing his penis. I was so uncomfortable and broke the kiss. I didn’t mention it because I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. I wanted to ask, “What the hell are you doing?!!” I have declined every date offer from him since then. I just don’t understand what happened, and never have I experienced that before unless it was someone I’d been dating for a while. Our date was going perfect up until that moment.

  • http://www.twitter.com/christopherbw Chris W.

    Maybe he felt the make-out session was escalating and started to get a little too over eager. He had to adjust himself. Long as he didn’t pull it out and start rubbing. If so, then I can see your concern…lol.

  • Nina Milanis

    Thank God he didn’t do that! he would’ve been slapped!

  • http://areyouagoodcatch.blogspot.com areyouagoodcatch

    LOL@ the dude that put his whole mouth over yours. I had a similar experience in my teen yrs… and he was such a hottie. That totally killed any chemistry we had.

  • http://undressingher.com undressingHER

    STOP KISSING EVERYBODY DARN IT. I think I’ve kissed less than 10% of all the women I’ve ever had sex with. Sh*t, maybe 5%. If you mess with enough women, it’s obvious atleast one of them won’t like how you kiss, because you’re not supposed to be perfect for everyone.

  • http://video.yahoo.com/watch/6471055 raddie

    Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

  • William

    Yea I think I meeses up really bad. First me and my soon to be date were talking on the phone we like the same things, same hand size, and we even drive the same car same year and color ( red 96 Dodge Intrepid) and we hit it off really well and we kissed as soon as we saw eacthother and we went to get dinner and we were talking and it went really good. But heres where it gets bad we start making out and later she tells me really need to work on my kissing. Its bad when ive made out with over 75 women and the one I really have fealings for says im bad at kissing. Is it over? Do I have a chance at winning her over still? We still go on dates but now she constantly says shes hanging out with her friends. Am I screwed? HELP ME!!!

  • qwerty

    dude you’re screwed. she is just not that into you. and she doesn’t have the heart to tell you. if i were you i’d get over it and find someone who is into you.

  • leslie

    ok men listen up a good kisser is really important. So we all know how a women can be a tease and leave you wanting more and women walk away most of the time looking uneffected at all.lol but i truly good kisser will have the women truly wanting more. Now most respectable women will not sleep with a man on a first date or even second but trust me by the third or forth date if you are a good kisser she will not be able to resist herself. If you are not a good kissed she will probably drag out the whole process to see if there is something she could do to chang it without any hurt feelings or move on. Oh yeah and when copping a feel don’t just keep your mouth open and tongue out have to be able to multi task keep kissing while you explore her with your hands