The Wrong Way To Impress A Woman

May 4th, 2009 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Foolishness
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Dear Fly Guy,

I read your column everyday, and finally decided to ask you for some help with the ladies. I’m not shy at all, but I seem to have a hard time figuring out what to say or do when I approach someone that I’m interested in. Can you give me some advice on what I should do?

Dave

Dear Dave,

There are so many “love experts” out there who make a respectable living by telling men and women how to approach the opposite sex. And while I’ve also benefited from answering that same question, I’d like to try something different today. I think that you would be better served by having me explain what you shouldn’t do when trying to impress a woman. Watch the video below, and don’t ever …. under any circumstance, attempt to use this method as a way to win a woman’s heart. I’m serious about this.

The Fly Guy

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  • MissKey

    That was horrible and wrong in so many ways…. Did ole boy really have his shirt tied up in the back??! hmmm :( Yes Dave that is CERTAINLY NOT how you gain a woman’s attention or affection…lol

  • http://randomthoughts-alphafemale.blogspot.com TaurusLady

    Hum, is it me or are those guys actually attracting a whole ‘nother clientele with this video? I mean, a bunch of dudes in a room dry-humping and air-grinding…how is that even remotely manly???

    It’s kinda sad…are they that desperate to get laid? Damn, these kids nowadays….

  • tonya622

    That poor, poor ottoman will never be the same….

    No, that was definitely no way to impress a woman. Disturbingly amuse a woman, maybe, but impress…ummmm, no.

  • http://imperfectlyperfectemh.blogspot.com Erin

    This is definitely not the way to go about impressing a woman or getting her attention in a good way……..

  • http://iadoremakeup.blogspot.com MissAnnaBanna

    OMG…wow def not a good way to impress a woman. give her a very hearty chuckle, but i doubt she’d be impressed. poor kiddos :/

  • http://www.myspace.com/nerisexy Luvingirl85

    this has to be the gayest ish I’ve ever seen lmbo! i bet they’re all virgins lol!

  • http://milly-o.blogspot.com/ Milly

    In the word of Johnta
    “That aint it”

  • LegalBeauty

    LMFAO Man its about time somebody called attention to this type of stuff…Guys at my school are JUST like that & then they wonder why I don’t give them the time of day smh….But this video is waaaaay funny

  • LegalBeauty

    & Dave if you want to impress a lady then just be yourself. I know its corny but we want somebody who is secure with themselves. And NEVER forget to always be a gentleman b/c too many men have already.Good Luck!!!

  • CurlyScorpio

    watching this video… I was embarrassed for them.

  • http://jessj.wordpress.com Jess

    *mouth gaping open* wow… lol@Milly too… like is this really working somewhere in the United States of America?!? This is not only suspect as hell, its disturbing LOL like who sits around talkin w/ their boys about how they gone make this video “for the ladies” where they assault innocent furniture…These fools need a role model.

  • alwillwin

    OMG….i know which is funnier the video or the comments. LAWD

    LMFAO…i mean rolling

  • alwillwin

    ooopppss, i meant to say “i don’t know which is funnier” i’m laughing way too hard.

  • http://www.divasmistress.com DivasMistress

    Ummm WOW! Thanks Jess for burning my eyes for this video! Does anyone pay Xbox 360 anymore *sighs* I just can NOT believe that a group of guys would emulate their imitation of “laying the SMACKDOWN!” on a chick. Ugh and THIS is the next generation? In that case…

    Beam me UP SCOTTY!!!!

  • http://www.cleosunshine.com Cleo Sunshine

    What kind of tom foolery is this. This was sooo.. uummm.. NOT made for women. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting for a point, but yet it never came. And then it really dawned on me that there are multiple young men in a room air humping.. who approved this? who recorded this??

    Jess.. you could have warned me!!!

  • http://www.theofficialnetwork.net Liv

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! WTF? This is old, but still hilarious. And confusing. I wonder how they planning on coming out the closet. If this is how the young cats are tryna get girls, I can see why so many girls chase older men.

  • http://highlytextured.blogspot.com Veronica

    …. I….

    I….

    I got nothing.

    SERIOUSLY?!! What the HELL man?!

    Seriously, aren’t there any older brothers or cousins or uncles to say, “Yooooo…. NOT right.”? C’MON!!!

    And the names… X2C? I’m done.

  • UglyFaces

    LOOOOOOOL ! that was hilarious !
    but on the reals, that is NOT the way to impress a girl, its not impressive … its asinine .

  • BellaBecca

    I’m with Tonya. That ottoman is going to need therapy. This was heinous. Try having goals, being honest, respectful, genuine, and chivalrous to impress a woman.

    Just watched Fly Guy’s video “The True Measure of Love” and I’d just like to say…forget her! Be thankful you got your “draws” off in time! Seriously…there is nothing wrong with her calling you a “nasty bastard” as long as she can laugh about it. We’re all human.

  • Sethlynn

    what the hell is this?! these kids are the biggest douches i have ever seen. wowww
    i have no words.
    they are clearly gay.