I Officially Love You … And Some Other Things

Let me just come right out and say that my every intention is to please you physically, spiritually, mentally, emotionally, and any other word ending in “ly” that may apply. And while I know you secretly enjoy hearing me say things like this, I’m officially done with all of the talking. From this moment on, words are no longer enough.

So if there are any lingering doubts about the sincerity of my commitment to you, then allow my actions to do the talking from now on.

There is one final thing that I did want to say to you though…

I love you … that’s just the way it is.

I need you … like food, water and air, you are essential to my existence.

I often miss you … when you’re away from me, I can still see, touch, taste and smell you in my dreams.

Those words should serve as announcement to the world that I’m fully committed to you, and willing to go above and beyond the call of duty to make things work between us. So now that I’ve explained to you the countless reasons that I love you, can you please do me a favor? ………..

Will you forgive me for farting in the bed last night? I honestly forgot that you sleep with your mouth open.

That’s all I wanted to say…