She Wakes Up MadMar 19th, 2009 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Letters
Dear Fly Guy
My girl is having dreams that I’m going to dump her, then she wakes up mad at me. What do I do?
Mr. “I Didn’t Do Anything”
Dear Mr. “I Didn’t Do Anything,”
The answer is simple. Keep her awake by pumping as much caffeine into her system as the law will allow. And if caffeine doesn’t work, then there are several designer drugs capable of keeping her awake for months at a time. If she never sleeps, then she’ll never have dreams … which means your problem will be solved … right?
There’s obviously something going on between the two of you that’s manifesting itself in her dreams. My advice is to have an honest and earnest conversation with her about the state of your relationship. If you’re completely committed to her, then make that known. But if there really is something to her dreams, then you need to share those concerns. There’s no need to make her feel like she’s tripping if you really aren’t happy. I hope that helps.
The Fly Guy
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