I Want To Break Up With You

Mar 4th, 2009 | Author: admin | Category: Fly Foolishness
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Ok, let’s be honest with each other for a second. When it comes to ending relationships, some of us are pretty cowardly. In fact, you’re probably lying next to someone right now that you can’t stand (sad but true.) Well I’ve found an unconventional way to get your point across that the relationship has run its course. So watch the video below, and if you’re so inclined, forward it to that “unloved” loved one as a way to officially cut ties.

Seriously, don’t do that. I can’t be an accomplice for any act of cowardice, as the government may revoke my Fly Guy license. If you don’t want to be with her anymore, man up and tell her. Even if you’re a woman, you can still “man up” and tell him how you really feel.

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  • EsheBlue

    awww Perfect Strangers…lol

  • http://www.flyguychronicles.com The Fly Guy

    @Eshe,

    yeah, I had to pull that one out, lol

  • EsheBlue

    @FG

    They just don’t make sitcoms like that anymore. :-)

  • http://www.flyguychronicles.com The Fly Guy

    they sure don’t

  • EsheBlue

    @FG

    How have you been…don’t think I have caught you online here in awhile.

  • http://www.flyguychronicles.com The Fly Guy

    I’ve been good. And you’re right; it’s been mostly just post and run for me lately, but I’m going to work to be around a lot more.

  • EsheBlue

    Well I have been in and out as well—trying to get some career stuff worked out so usually I read the entries after everyone who comments is gone for the day.

  • eclecticism

    Though I do agree it’s best to go ahead and tell a person you don’t want to be with them anymore the whole “man up” thing… I know you didn’t mean it like that but “take it like a woman” or “woman up” is more like it. Truth is, men don’t handle things well. A man breaks up with a woman, though she might pull a Mya and go RIDIN’, she moves on. A woman breaks up with a man and he can’t handle it. A man cheats on a woman and it crushes her emotionally but makes her stronger. A woman cheats on a man and it crushes his ego and he never trusts another woman. Just my opinion! I hope you fellas can take that like a woman! :)

  • http://milly-o.blogspot.com/ Milly

    @ eclecticism
    PREACH!

    Some of these ninjas are killing women that broke up with them

    Dont believe me?? google “man goes crazy after girlfriend breaks up with him” and see how many of these stories pull up that are atually recent!

  • what?

    That was pretty darn funny!

  • blaze

    @Milly and Electicism

    Hold up ladies….women are just as shady as men but you all are just a bit more clever on how you do things. I see women parlaying around with married men, staying with their dudes until they get their back up dude up and running, etc. You all know it works both ways. I would agree though that based on some of these news stories a “few” men have done some horrific things after a break up…I must admit it…but only a few …..with that said you all are just as shady.

    Im sure a few of you ladies have stalked the ish out of a dude before huh?

  • http://jerseygirlbydefault.blogspot.com/ sugarlips

    Perfect Strangers? bahahaha!

    And it is hard to break up with someone. But avoiding the issue, or worse, sabotaging the relationship so you’re not the “bad guy” is even worse. There are times where I wished the guy just had the cojones to say “it’s not working out” and though I would’ve been sad, I’d have gotten over it and left the relationship still respecting him. But instead, they just fell off the face of the earth leaving me hurt and confused thinking about what I did wrong, or they cheated in a way so they WOULD get caught, and now I just wish they all get hurt.

  • eclecticism

    @ Blaze
    I never said women don’t cheat. If we do, we’re just better at it. Men get plain sloppy with it. Tupac said it best, “We got our name from a woman and our game from a woman.” That translates to mean you’ll never be better than your teacher. I’m just saying when caught cheating, dumped and in alot of other situatioins, men don’t handle it well. Not all of you kill but alot of you are ruined by an unfaithful woman. R. Kelly was wrong when he said “One man can hate one woman hate all men.” That applies to men. We just become more cautious.

    Stalked a dude before? Nah. I have 6 older brothers and I’ve watched them in action so when I’ve dealt with an unfaithful dude I knew it before I caught him. Been stalked by a dude because I’d had enough of his ish? A few times! Men simply can’t take what they dish out.

  • eclecticism

    @ Milly

    A childhood friend of mine was killed a few months ago as a result of the smae thing. The dude was unfaithful for years. She finally had enough and after stalking her for months he killed her. Scary!

  • babydoll

    ^^^ I had an associate killed because of that too. These men nowadays are extremely emotional and I think it has a lot to do with being raised completley by woman and I am just gonna leave it at that…Ladies, its very real out there, pick and choose wisely, these are not the same men from your mamas or even grandmas generation.

  • justmavis

    My cousin was recently killed by her boyfriend after she broke up with his unfaithful butt… Relationships are scary now a days, everybody (men & women) gotta be careful!

  • http://jerseygirlbydefault.blogspot.com/ sugarlips

    These stories make me sad.

  • eclecticism

    These stories are sad. It’s one thing for someone to take your life from you. What’s even sadder is to give your life to someone who doesn’t deserve it. Is there really ever a situation where you’re in a relationship and have no clue your mate isn’t as into it as they once were? You may overlook them, purposely or not, but the signs are there. So yes, it’s bad to string someone along but it’s worse to allow someone to string you along.

  • http://chicknamedvick.blogspot.com Mogli

    ‘there are other fish in the sea, until global warming kicks in and then there’ll be no fish’

    hilarious. I have to admit that I suck at breakups but I have no problem doing so when it is time to end things.

  • http://www.flaglerhill.com blaze

    ll