Sometimes A Man Has To Express Himself

Jan 2nd, 2009 | Author: The Fly Guy | Category: Fly Foolishness
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I tried to express my feelings for her, but she just wasn’t hearing me. I wrote letters, bought gifts—it all failed miserably though. Each morning began with a fresh set of possibilities for us, only to end with the same old disappointments.

I’m tired of her turning me down.

Could it be that I’ve lost my touch? Has the Fly Guy lost his mojo already? I’m too young to be over-the-hill, so instead of giving up and moving into a retirement community, I decided to enlist the help of John Legend to express how I really feel.

So if you’re out there and reading this, I hope you take the time to watch this short video below. After viewing my latest sentimental expression, perhaps you’ll finally begin warming up to the idea of a lifetime of you, me and my nutmeg.

Happy New Year Baby.

John Legend’s “Nutmeg”
Fly Lyrics
No cocoa, No cloves, no vanilla, no mace
The only residue I want you wiping off your face
Is my nutmeg

**Who knew that holiday songs could be so poignant?

(P.S. please don’t tell my mother that I actually put this on my site.)

Fly Question of the Day- What is the most unromantic thing that someone has tried in an attempt to win your affection?

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Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Nathalie says:

    Goodness! You gave me a good laugh this morning!

  2. 2
    The Fly Guy The Fly Guy says:

    @Nathalie,

    Glad I could be of service…lol. I thought that was too funny not to post.

  3. 3
    REINA says:

    This was just hilariously dirty. It’s so charming that you almost forget that it’s offensive. LOL I’ll never look at nutmeg in the same light again.

  4. 4
    and1grad says:

    That was outstanding!

  5. 5
    fabie says:

    Well, i will certainly not think of my nutmeg/honey face mask the same after seeing this! HAHAHAHA. Both John and Steve are hilarious!

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    L.B. Naughty says:

    That’s some funny ish right there… thanks for the heads up! I’m gonna post on my site too (if you don’t mind).

  8. 8
    what? says:

    That was pretty dang funny!!!

  9. 9
    Neosoul says:

    OMG! Too hilarious! Had me going for a second though!

  10. 10
    blbella1 says:

    That was too much… well, i know what next years gag gift will be. lol

  11. 11
    Reggie Boy says:

    Wow…I didn’t realize John Legend had a sense of humor.

  12. 12
    DJ Ed Nice says:

    John Legend is the dude!!!

  13. 13
    Untouched Jewel says:

    That nutmeg song was hilarious. That’s about as funny as the D*ck in a Box song with Justin Timberlake. Couldn’t help but laugh.

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    KibaBadGirl says:

    So funny and it’s great to see that John Legend has a sense of humor…. LOL

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    NubianJ says:

    Well to answer the question I crowned a guy real bad in front of his boys. I guess that not romantic. He was mad as hell but I guess it worked and saw right through me.

  16. 16
    NubianJ says:

    crowned=clowned

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    NubianJ says:

    BTW I’m really feeling this site. Not so much of what you had to say on some of the postings but I like your style, originality and honesty. Keep up the good work.



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