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The Women May Need This

I saw this, and figured it would come in handy for the women of this site. Let me know if you need me to order you one :-)

Today’s Fly Question of the Day:

If you could improve one thing about your relationship with men with just the push of a button, what would it be?

For the men, same question applies.

Up For Discussion

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  1. 1


    Lyricalluv

    That was really cute.They will notbe able to keep these remotes on the shelf!!! I’m a woman that buys 2 of everything JUST IN CASE, lmao

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  2. 2


    Reina REINA

    I don’t need a remote. I have breasts. :-P

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  3. 3


    Tubbs Tubbs

    only Reina

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  4. 4


    songbird songbird

    @ Reina — good one!!! LOL

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  5. 5


    Joslin

    Too cute! So does these man a robot comes with it too? lol

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Lyricalluv

    Forgot to answer the question, lmao.I would change the drive and will to get them off the couch and GO DO SOMETHING.Do something else beside playing Madden 08 and watch ESPN

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    Oh yeah, I forgot to answer too. I’d stop all of the talking about nothing. Sometimes women can sound like the teacher on Charlie Brown (no offense ladies)

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Reina REINA

    Uh…I’d change their obsession with sports. Like seriously. Football? 4 days of the week?! That’s just ridiculous.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Lyricalluv

    @Reina EXACTLY !!!!!!! I dated a guy who had the nerve to program all sports channels to MY favorites on MY remote.I was like WHERE IS MY LIFEIME CHANNELS, STYLE NETWORK, AND BRAVO ??????? I literally had to remove the batteries out the remote so he would stop.Lmao

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  10. 10


    Tubbs Tubbs

    Lifetime was invented by the devil.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  11. 11


    Reina REINA

    @ Lyrical

    My girl! I can’t stand Lifetime or Hallmark or the Oxygen, but I’m with you with the other two. On Sundays, I want to watch Desperate Housewives darnit! And I want sex all day.

    And what’s with watching Sportscenter over and over again? The same thing that came on at 10 comes on at midnight and then again the next morning. YET they watch it EVERY time.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  12. 12


    Tubbs Tubbs

    you want sex all day???

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  13. 13


    Reina REINA

    Well, not ALL day. I have laundry and preparations for the next work day to handle. A girl would like to get broken off on Sunday, though. Then stay in bed and play Footsie.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    I was with you until the footsie part. That sounds so gay…lol

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Lyricalluv

    @reina whats with watching highlights of a game that YOU JUST FINISHED WATCHING !!!! UGH !! They have way too many channels all we have is what 10 to there what….50? lol

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    @LL,

    Everyone does that. That’s like watching the debate last night, and watching afterwards to hear what the commentators have to say about it.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Reina REINA

    @ Tubbs:

    No, men do that. After watching our shows, us womenfolk do not run online to see what the message boards are saying about the episode. At least, I don’t.

    Also, the shows I watch do not affect my mental stability. If your team wins, you’re all excited and can’t concentrate on nada else. Even SEX which I have been waiting on all day. If your team loses, I gotta deal with your moping.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    wait, are you trying to act like women don’t get emotional about the shows that they watch? You mean to tell me that if the your favorite character on Grey’s Anatomy isn’t killed off tomorrow for no reason, that you wouldn’t be pissed for a while. Women are way more emotional than men on issues across the board, so how rational is it to be upset that a man is emotional about ONE thing.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Ms. Miss Ms. Miss

    Tubbs I don’t sound like that teacher.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  20. 20


    and1grad and1grad

    I think the men’s remote would only have Mute.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  21. 21


    Ms. Miss Ms. Miss

    Tubbs what AINT I emotional about? Turn on intervention and you will see each and every emotion displayed within that hour.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  22. 22


    Tubbs Tubbs

    @Ms. Miss

    That’s my point. You guys are emotional. So why would it be a problem for us to be emotional about sports?

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Reina REINA

    @ Tubbs:

    Honestly, it isn’t a problem. A man’s fascination with sports ensures that on Sunday, he’ll give me his credit card without hesitation just to get me and MY MOUTH out the house. I just once dated a guy, and on days when his team lost, I couldn’t get any b/c he was so heartbroken.

    Whereas, I’ve never held out on sex because one of my fav characters died. I’m not that deeply invested in television characters. I can forget about them in mere seconds.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Reina REINA

    I am emotional, though.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Ms. Miss Ms. Miss

    Tubbs I don’t have a problem with men being emotional about sports because I usually am too. So not a problem if I can relate.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  26. 26


    Chelsea...Not the Girl Next Door Chelsea the Troublemaker

    you guys are hilarious

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    @Ms. Miss,

    Well we’re good then.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Bombchell Bombchell

    Hey give me 5 or 10. shooo give me a 100, I’ll keep 10 & sell the rest on ebay.

    no need for the mute button, just add split screen & give us head phones.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Just a Thought

    Shoot, I watch football. Do NOT turn from a game I am watching. And any man that reprograms my remote will get his hands chopped off (figuratively). You get no remote privileges until you pay bills at my spot. and since homie don’t play that, keep your mouth shut and your fingers away from the remote.

    One thing I’d change about my relationships with men is their total lack of attention to the small things. Like, if you have never in your life seen me wear fancy sneakers, why buy me designer Nikes for my bday? That’s just one example, but my biggest thing about dudes is that they (for the most part) just do not listen or pay attention. I mean dang, I would like someone who can read me a little bit (and no, when steam is coming out of my ears because you effed up bigtime does not count).

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Bahama Bahama

    I don’t think I need to “improve” on anything within a relationship, I just need to stop dating jerkwads.

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    Tubbs Tubbs

    did you say jerkwad?

    Friday, October 3, 2008
  32. 32


    Bahama Bahama

    yes i did, wha? chu got a problem with the term jerkwads?? lmao

    Friday, October 3, 2008
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    LiveLaughLuv

    I would make men more considerate

    Thursday, November 27, 2008

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