I saw this, and figured it would come in handy for the women of this site. Let me know if you need me to order you one :-)
Today’s Fly Question of the Day:
If you could improve one thing about your relationship with men with just the push of a button, what would it be?
For the men, same question applies.


Lyricalluv
That was really cute.They will notbe able to keep these remotes on the shelf!!! I’m a woman that buys 2 of everything JUST IN CASE, lmao
Reina
I don’t need a remote. I have breasts. :-P
Tubbs
only Reina
songbird
@ Reina — good one!!! LOL
Joslin
Too cute! So does these man a robot comes with it too? lol
Lyricalluv
Forgot to answer the question, lmao.I would change the drive and will to get them off the couch and GO DO SOMETHING.Do something else beside playing Madden 08 and watch ESPN
Tubbs
Oh yeah, I forgot to answer too. I’d stop all of the talking about nothing. Sometimes women can sound like the teacher on Charlie Brown (no offense ladies)
Reina
Uh…I’d change their obsession with sports. Like seriously. Football? 4 days of the week?! That’s just ridiculous.
Lyricalluv
@Reina EXACTLY !!!!!!! I dated a guy who had the nerve to program all sports channels to MY favorites on MY remote.I was like WHERE IS MY LIFEIME CHANNELS, STYLE NETWORK, AND BRAVO ??????? I literally had to remove the batteries out the remote so he would stop.Lmao
Tubbs
Lifetime was invented by the devil.
Reina
@ Lyrical
My girl! I can’t stand Lifetime or Hallmark or the Oxygen, but I’m with you with the other two. On Sundays, I want to watch Desperate Housewives darnit! And I want sex all day.
And what’s with watching Sportscenter over and over again? The same thing that came on at 10 comes on at midnight and then again the next morning. YET they watch it EVERY time.
Tubbs
you want sex all day???
Reina
Well, not ALL day. I have laundry and preparations for the next work day to handle. A girl would like to get broken off on Sunday, though. Then stay in bed and play Footsie.
Tubbs
I was with you until the footsie part. That sounds so gay…lol
Lyricalluv
@reina whats with watching highlights of a game that YOU JUST FINISHED WATCHING !!!! UGH !! They have way too many channels all we have is what 10 to there what….50? lol
Tubbs
@LL,
Everyone does that. That’s like watching the debate last night, and watching afterwards to hear what the commentators have to say about it.
Reina
@ Tubbs:
No, men do that. After watching our shows, us womenfolk do not run online to see what the message boards are saying about the episode. At least, I don’t.
Also, the shows I watch do not affect my mental stability. If your team wins, you’re all excited and can’t concentrate on nada else. Even SEX which I have been waiting on all day. If your team loses, I gotta deal with your moping.
Tubbs
wait, are you trying to act like women don’t get emotional about the shows that they watch? You mean to tell me that if the your favorite character on Grey’s Anatomy isn’t killed off tomorrow for no reason, that you wouldn’t be pissed for a while. Women are way more emotional than men on issues across the board, so how rational is it to be upset that a man is emotional about ONE thing.
Ms. Miss
Tubbs I don’t sound like that teacher.
and1grad
I think the men’s remote would only have Mute.
Ms. Miss
Tubbs what AINT I emotional about? Turn on intervention and you will see each and every emotion displayed within that hour.
Tubbs
@Ms. Miss
That’s my point. You guys are emotional. So why would it be a problem for us to be emotional about sports?
Reina
@ Tubbs:
Honestly, it isn’t a problem. A man’s fascination with sports ensures that on Sunday, he’ll give me his credit card without hesitation just to get me and MY MOUTH out the house. I just once dated a guy, and on days when his team lost, I couldn’t get any b/c he was so heartbroken.
Whereas, I’ve never held out on sex because one of my fav characters died. I’m not that deeply invested in television characters. I can forget about them in mere seconds.
Reina
I am emotional, though.
Ms. Miss
Tubbs I don’t have a problem with men being emotional about sports because I usually am too. So not a problem if I can relate.
Chelsea...Not the Girl Next Door
you guys are hilarious
Tubbs
@Ms. Miss,
Well we’re good then.
Bombchell
Hey give me 5 or 10. shooo give me a 100, I’ll keep 10 & sell the rest on ebay.
no need for the mute button, just add split screen & give us head phones.
Just a Thought
Shoot, I watch football. Do NOT turn from a game I am watching. And any man that reprograms my remote will get his hands chopped off (figuratively). You get no remote privileges until you pay bills at my spot. and since homie don’t play that, keep your mouth shut and your fingers away from the remote.
One thing I’d change about my relationships with men is their total lack of attention to the small things. Like, if you have never in your life seen me wear fancy sneakers, why buy me designer Nikes for my bday? That’s just one example, but my biggest thing about dudes is that they (for the most part) just do not listen or pay attention. I mean dang, I would like someone who can read me a little bit (and no, when steam is coming out of my ears because you effed up bigtime does not count).
Bahama
I don’t think I need to “improve” on anything within a relationship, I just need to stop dating jerkwads.
Tubbs
did you say jerkwad?
Bahama
yes i did, wha? chu got a problem with the term jerkwads?? lmao
LiveLaughLuv
I would make men more considerate