Attention Men: Don’t Do This

Jun 1st, 2008 | Author: The Fly Guy | Category: Fly Foolishness
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I was recently stopped in the grocery store by a male reader who recognized me from some of my old Fly Guy videos. After briefly exchanging pleasantries, the conversation became serious, as he began to lay out a series of dating mishaps that he recently endured.

“How do I turn the tide Fly Guy,” he pleaded. “It seems like I keep sabotaging myself with idiotic decisions. Can you offer me any advice?”

Well my standard answer in those types of situations is to simply encourage the person to relax and be themselves. Of course when I told him this, he thanked me and went on his way … and that was that. But as I scanned the blog universe today, I stumbled across a picture that forced me to rethink my advice.

So “guy from the grocery store,” if you happen to be reading this; know that I still stand behind my advice about being yourself. But if “being yourself” with a woman ever includes doing something like this….


Then think again.

I’m not sure what Marques Houston was thinking when he took this picture. But when I first saw it, I wasn’t sure if I should ask him to cover up or ask how far apart his contractions were.

This is not the way the impress a woman. Can the church say Amen?

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Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Vincent says:

    AW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    gracious_one says:

    WTF???
    Is it just me, or does he have a six pack and a beer belly?

  3. 3
    kaliente says:

    LMAO, this is such a turn off…it looks like he is taking a dump

  4. 4
    Bahama says:

    AMEN!!! *shudder*

  5. 5
    Reggie Boy says:

    A picture of you taking a dump with Sun glasses…what’s next MH, a picture of you in bed with your boys in your under wear. Oh wait you already took that picture.

  6. 6
    The Fly Guy The Fly Guy says:

    yeah Reggie Boy,

    He’s already done that, and I shudder to think what’s next. Just make sure that you don’t do it.

  7. 7
    kandiss says:

    This is disgusting!!!! Why does his stomach look like that?!?!?!? I hope this isn’t on his myspace page, LMFAO!!!!!!

  8. 8
    Just passin' by says:

    That’s an uhm…….interesting picture (*shudder*)

  9. 9
    The Fly Guy The Fly Guy says:

    interesting? That’s an understatement

  10. 10
    Just passin' by says:

    I was at loss for words FG. This picture causes severe braindamage!

  11. 11
    Ben says:

    WTF?????????????????????????

  12. 12
    umm...yeah says:

    I’m sorry, but maybe that’s what underthecover gay men do – cuz that shit looks pretty gay. (and by pretty gay I mean: I am a woman, and I love penis and male bodies – but that is just something I DO NOT WANT.)

    -not trying to offend anybody, unless ur underthecover/downlow – in that case SHAME ON U!-

  13. 13
    SHIKA says:

    Amennnnnnnn!!!not funny, it disgusting, where im galy dey

  14. 14
    Karma says:

    Amen! OMG I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…

  15. 15
    Jai Mone't says:

    Wow…
    Just…
    wow…



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