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What Do Women Really Mean?

Surfing the net definitely has its privileges. I just stumbled across this goldmine, and had to share. The following list is a top secret decoder for personal ads posted by women. So if you ever see any of these key words or phrases, here’s what they really mean. Enjoy.

Dictionary Decoder For Women’s Personal Ads

40-ish………………………49
Adventurous……………..Slept with all your friends
Beautiful……………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile………..Does a lot of pills
Educated…………………..Was screwed to bits at College
Emotionally Secure……..On medication
Feminist…………………….Fat
Free spirited………………….Junkie
Friendship first……………Former slut
Fun………………………….Annoying
Gentle………………………Dull
Good Listener……………Autistic
New-Age………………….Body hair problems
Old-fashioned…………….Missionary position only
Open-minded……………..Desperate
Outgoing……………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate………………….Sloppy drunk
Poet………………………….Depressive
Professional…………….…Bi*ch
Romantic…………………..Frigid
Social……………………….Crotch like a clown’s pocket
Voluptuous………………..Very Fat
Large lady…………………Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate………….Stalker
Widow………………………Murderer

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What are your thoughts? Any additions to the list?