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What Do Men Really Mean?

Yesterday, I shared with you a decoder for women’s personal ads. And in being fair, I’ve decided to reveal the other side. So ladies, if a guy post any of these phrases, here’s your guide to a deeper meaning behind his words.

Dictionary Decoder For Men’s Personal Ads

40-ish……………….52 and looking for a 25-yr-old
Athletic…………….Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking…Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back
Educated…………..Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit………… Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first….. As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.
Fun……………………Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking………Arrogant
Honest………………..Pathological liar
Huggable…………….Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo
Likes to cuddle…….Insecure, overly dependent
Mature ……………….Until you get to know him
Open-minded……….Wants to sleep with your best friend but she’s not interested
Physically fit…………I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet………………….. Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual……………… Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable………………… Occasional stalker, but never arrested

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What are your thoughts? Any additions to the list?