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Volume 46- Six Types Of Women That All Men Hate
It’s time for me to clear the air. There seems to be this misconception, which suggests that men have lower standards when it comes to choosing a mate.
That couldn’t be further from the truth.
In fact, men are a lot pickier than we lead you to believe. In an effort to prove this point, I’ve decided to share “Six Types of Women That All Men Hate.” Make sure you pay close attention to these women. And if it sounds like I’m describing you, then that may explain why your last boyfriend told you he was going to church and never came back.
1. Ms. “Stick In The Mud”
This woman never seems to have any fun…ever. In all honesty, it seems like her idea of a good time is a quiet evening at home reading the encyclopedia while eating a Lean Cuisine. On top of that, she doesn’t know how to give or take a joke, since she takes herself way too seriously. Will you relax…please?
2. Ms. “No One Else”
Ms. “No One Else” wants all of your free time…every single second of it. As soon as the two of you get close, she stops talking to all of her friends and expects you to do the same. Some men may agree to this arrangement reluctantly, but they’ll soon end up more unhappy than R. Kelly at a Grown and Sexy cocktail mixer.
3. Ms. “Something To Prove”
For as long as I can remember, Ms. “Something To Prove” has always worked hard to show the world she was capable of doing anything she set her mind to. And while the entire male population applauds her strength, we get kind of tired of her reminding us about it throughout the entire date.
“I’ve got a good job.”
“I don’t need a man to do anything for me.”
“I’ve always been independent.”
“I’m going to write a book encouraging other women to be strong like me.”
Honestly, we’d rather watch an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet starring Shaquille O’Neal and Ellen Degeneres than to sit through an entire evening of that.
4. Ms. “Read My Mind”
For some reason, Ms. “Read My Mind” expects her man to know exactly what she’s thinking at all times. She then constantly tests him, using his responses to gauge his level of love. To any woman who believes this type of behavior is acceptable, I suggest you change your way of thinking. We have absolutely no interest in dealing with a woman who specializes in “The Guessing Game.”
5. Ms. “Cry Me A River”
By now, this woman has to be suffering from a tear duct infection, as she cries about everything. And I really do mean everything. It especially gets bad when the two of you disagree. As soon as things stop going her way, Ms. “Cry Me A River” turns the faucets on, and morphs into a living “Lifetime Movie.” This makes any type of civil discussion impossible; which is not attractive…at all.
6. Ms. “Chatterbox”
I’m a firm believer that communication serves as the cornerstone for all serious relationships. So I encourage you to talk to your loved one…just not all the time. You see, the problem with Ms. “Chatterbox” is that she spends most of her time talking, and none of it listening. Before long, this type of woman grows even more annoying than that one drunk uncle who always tries to hit on your female friends.
The Fly Guy Moral: So be honest with me. What were your thoughts as I was detailing the Six Types of Women That All Men Hate? Were you unaware that women like this even existed? Or were you secretly upset that I pulled your card in front of everyone? If your answer is the latter, then I suggest you tap into your inner Michael Jackson and start looking at the “(Wo)Man in the Mirror.” Before today, you were quick to blame others for your relationship failures. But now it may be time for you to look a little closer to home. Think about it…
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Gene
you read my mind. especially on the chicks always out to prove something. good post!
Marsha H.
I can’t even lie. You described me on one of those. I won’t tell you which one though…lol
Baybee Gurl
I ain’t mad at cha. Well maybe a little…LMFAO
Jermaine M
You forgot #7. Just like there are seven wonders of the world, there are 7 wonders of women.
7. Ms. ” I Need a Therapist”
She has “Something To Prove” and while being independeent does not want you around “No One Else”. She expects you to “Read Her Mind” and finally when you start to see the light and tell her like it is she begins to “Cry Me A River”. Amazing I know. But it does not end there because as she attempts to change she decides to “Stick In The Mud” and wants you to stick with her. Being that she has very little contact with the outside world it has turned her into a “Chatterbox”. At this point it is a lose-lose situation whether you stay in the relationship or leave. Yeah, pretty much there is no leaving this one without being stalked. Your best bet is to convince her to go to therapy and see her through it until she is normal again.
Chris W.
I can safely say I’ve dated one of each of these type of women…and am sure any mixture of the types would send any sane man running for the hills. What about “Ms. Can’t Let Go of the Past”…that’s always a crowd favorite…lol.
Reggie Boy
What about “Ms. Why don’t you have a car?” Why does me not having a car affect our relationship. She act like the government has not decrease the sub-prime rates, with the economy on the verge of recession making it virtually impossible to get a car loan. Its hard out here for a pimp with bad credit. As long as she has a car, we should be cool! Right?
Tammy
Good article Fly Guy. Like I said last week. Truth would not be truth if you couldn’t flip it and see the same thing. Just like men, we women have our little treasure trove of issues. But for my brotha without the car and feels that should not be an issue. Well, issues, issues, issues. Enough said!
Demetrius Pinder
You are DEAD on point with this one!
Lala
i was just happy u didn’t describe me in one of those descriptions. but i so agree with what u were sayin. those women definately exist.
Mona Maguire "jus n tha nicc of time"
no car???NEGRO Please it is too late in the game to not be rollin . u are built like u are for a reason . get some hustle.. if u was a pimp then yr hos shoulda been sold enough ass to get u a ride maybe u should change occupation.. find out what works for u…lol
a woman should be able to sit pretty till u come scoop her up and after the ice is broken it
should be a 50/ 50 thing yall use each other nobody wants to feel like the other needs them to get around. everybody falls down but when u gonna get up? I speak from experience.. no car gets old. i been mobile since i was 15 W/ NO L’S u need to make shit happen how we gone get around on your buss pass?
to the FLY GUY on the women PREACH! TABERNALE!
Eb
I agree and have a problem with 4 and 6… 4 because I never come out and say what I want, I usually hint at something and hope that men figure it out. I realized though that you will never get what you want by doing that because to put it frankly men just dont get it.
As far as 6 - I do talk a lot… but its not about girlie stuff so I usually dont have a prob… its usually about sports, or life, and like things that wouldnt interest a man. But I do tend to ramble like I’m probably doing now, but I am a good listener at the same time
Clarke Kent
Quote:
“Mona Maguire “jus n tha nicc of time”
no car???NEGRO Please it is too late in the game to not be rollin . u are built like u are for a reason . get some hustle.. if u was a pimp then yr hos shoulda been sold enough ass to get u a ride maybe u should change occupation.. find out what works for u…lol
a woman should be able to sit pretty till u come scoop her up and after the ice is broken it
should be a 50/ 50 thing yall use each other nobody wants to feel like the other needs them to get around. everybody falls down but when u gonna get up? I speak from experience.. no car gets old. i been mobile since i was 15 W/ NO L’S u need to make shit happen how we gone get around on your buss pass?”
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Hey Flyguy,which type of women is this one??
I would add a #8. Ms.Swagger: Ms Swagger messes up the game for everybody-men AND women! How? let me explain: for one she messes up the game for males because she is indicating that a man should be of a certain level of means!(what level I am certain SHE decides)
Now that man must go about acquiring the materialistic items “Ms.Swagger” determines he needs in order FOR HIM to just be able to express his viability as a date/freind/lover to her.
In order to put himself in that position that man can decide to :
a. find a really good job provided he doesn’t have one already,and his educational level allows him to get it.
or
b. sell drugs or any under the table activity which will allow him to play in the ball park the fore-mentioned “Ms.Swagger” is playing in.
along with those actions I GUARANTEE that dude will then become “conditioned” like Pavlov’s dog to thinking that Money=right to play with Ms.Swagger and any other women because most women can’t be distingushed from this Greedy selfish hefer!
Good Women are also affected now because they have to deal with the preconceived notions of what “women want/expect from a man from guys tryin to talk to her and the guys equating material items to him getting to 1st,2nd,3rd or homebase with whatever female he provides the prerequisite material love to!
this is partly why you have so many groupies,video vixens,and chicken heads being in fast demand and dudes who work a honest living at home depot getting no play!
think about it…