The Chronicles

Volume 32- Things That Guys Hate To Hear

“I can’t believe she just said that?!?!” That’s precisely what runs through the mind of a guy as soon as his date says something that’s totally inappropriate. Unfortunately this happens to be a recurring problem as many women aren’t really sure what they should or should not say when on a date. That’s why I’ve decided to help you out by revealing my Top Three Things That Guys Hate To Hear. Pay close attention, and use this advice wisely. I’d hate for you to say the wrong thing and turn your date off like Cingular keeps doing Kevin Federline’s cell phone.

1. My Ex-Boyfriend used to…

Anytime you begin your statement describing something that your ex-boyfriend used to do, you’ve already started off on the wrong foot. Constantly mentioning your ex is an even worse decision than the time I decided to let R. Kelly borrow my video camera. So stay away from that topic, unless you’re asked a direct question by him. It sends out the wrong signal, and indicates that you’re still thinking about your ex.

2. What did you mean when you said…

Unless your date is trying to impress you with his new found mastery of some foreign language, then he doesn’t want to translate anything that he’s said to you. Nine times out of ten, there’s no cryptic meaning behind his words….so stop asking. In fact, unless he’s a candidate for the 2008 presidential election, there’s no real need to probe him for a deeper meaning behind his statements, when you’re just getting to know each other.

3. What are your thoughts on marriage and family…

If you’ve only been out on a few dates with the guy and you’re already asking him this question, he’s bound to bolt faster than Nicole Ritchie from the dinner table. I understand there’s a perceived shortage of good men out there, but don’t make the mistake of scaring one away by putting the pedal to the metal and attempting to lock him down on date three. Just give it some time, and as you get to know him, his stance on that topic will become known.

The Fly Suggestion- Now that I’ve shared what guys both love and hate to hear when on a date, it’s time for you to share your opinion on this topic and the many others that are found on this site. But don’t leave me waiting like President Bush left me waiting for evidence of weapons of mass destruction. Just leave your comment below, and let the debate begin.