The Chronicles

Readers Choice Awards- The Ultimate Signs of Craziness

Let’s flash back for a minute. In Volume Four of the Fly Guy Chronicles, I detailed some of the top warning signs that your significant other might be crazy. I also asked for you to send in some additional warning signs based on your experiences. The response was phenomenal and your emails were hilarious. Here are the Top 10 Signs that someone might be crazy as determined by the Fly Guy Readers.1. They know your whereabouts even before you get a chance to tell them.

2. When she creates a secret online identity and starts emailing your exs and girls she thinks you might be dealing with.

3. He may be crazy if he NEVER uses the name on his driver’s license. (And I’m not referring to a nickname)

4. When he owns a top of the line vehicle, but that vehicle also doubles as his home.

5. When the girl knocks on your door and you don’t answer. She doesn’t know if you’re there or not, but she continues to stand there for a half hour knocking.

6. They tell you they will kill themselves if you leave them.

7. When you break up with them and they continue the relationship in their mind.

8. When he disrespects his mother.

9. When he coerces you to do or not do something by threatening your children…especially if they happen to be his children as well.

10. He always wants to stay on the phone with you while you are out with your friends.